401
And yet...
402
he's incredibly angry.
403
The irony1 is, uh, terrifying.
404
- Is that good?
- Is it?
405
Ah, this is interesting.
406
Without opposable thumbs,
a dog could never play poker2.
407
Yes, they can.
408
Where have you seen
a dog playing poker?
409
Right there.
410
Perhaps I'm not the best judge.
411
[screaming]
412
Bandits! They come to take away
all the paintings!
413
- Quickly! Come this way!
- Passepartout!
414
Go, go, go!
415
Thank you, Miss La Roche.
You may just have saved our trip.
416
- There you are.
- I would, uh...
417
- I would like to repay you.
- Take me with you.
418
- What?
- I'm stifled3 here. Pigeonholed4.
419
They think of me only
as a coat-check girl!
420
- Why?
- Because I am the coat-check girl.
421
- Ah.
- Look.
422
The leading art critic in Paris.
423
Look what he wrote
about one of my paintings.
424
- I can't read this. It's French.
- I wish I couldn't.
425
Why do you carry it?
426
When I do succeed,
I can throw it in his face, but for now,
427
I need a world journey to inspire me.
428
I'm inspired to get us
back on schedule.
429
Let's see. Wind velocity
approximately twelve knots,
430
factoring in air density5...
431
Outstanding!
432
Passepartout, onward6! Ah.
433
There we go. Passepartout,
tell him to keep the change.
434
Uh... [indistinct French]
fromage, por favor.
435
We are going around
the world in 80 days!
436
[speaking French]
437
The balloon cannot
support all this weight!
438
Your hot air should compensate7, no?
439
- Get off!
- [shouting]
440
- What are they doing?
- They're being disorderly.
441
Hey! Let go! Let go!
442
Hey! Passepartout!
My valise! It has all my money in it.
443
- [Monique shrieks]
- [screams]
444
Hey, lady, lady, lady! It's my bag.
445
No, that is my bag.
446
No, that's not your bag. It's my bag!
447
- No!
- You crazy.
448
Yes.
449
[yelling, laughing] That tickles8!
450
[speaking Chinese]
